You people are pretty elitist for people who crumble in sunlight, you know

This is the original list of chapter ideas for Pointless. Few came to fruition, obviously.

Chapter list, loose.

Online communities.
- Chatrooms, unmoderated.
- Chatrooms, moderated.
- Forums, unmoderated.
- Forums, moderated.
- People who inhabit these.
-- Classifications of people.
-- Tolerance is an issue.

Online friendships.
- Character judgement.
- The ease of deceit.
- Why you shouldn't ever really imply trust.
- What happens when you do.
- The friend of my friend is my enemy.
-- Online friendships lead to exacerbated jealousy. Morons.

"i luv j00!!11" - Online Relationships.
- Character judgement, part two.
-- What the hell makes you think you like that person?
- It's not a real relationship.
- Sex.
-- Cybersex.
-- The disturbing advent of webcams.
-- "What we'll do when we meet!"
- Meeting.
-- How best to do it.
-- Why you should keep your frame of mind steady.
-- What happens after you go home.
- Real life always takes precedence.
- "Waa. He/she left me."

Role Play.
- What is it?
- Where to do it.
- Why people do it.
- YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING TRANSFORMER.
- Why it's a bad thing to believe you're a roleplay character.
- Role Play meets Online Relationships.

Back To Chat.
- Whining. See also: Addiction!
- More whining. See also: Anonymity, and it's inherent benefits!
- Even more whining. See also: Lets abuse friendships!
- Point of break. Realisation.
-- Chat is decidedly stupid when viewed from an outside perspective.
-- Psychoanalyse thyself.
-- Tolerance threshold.
-- What to do in the end.

Breaking The Addiction.






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