"The Mutant Half Man Half Shark That Lurks in the Sewers"?


Admiral_Datazoid . o O ( Paul McDermott is singing "If We Can Just Get Our Shit Together". )
GreyShirt . o O ( And what will consolidated feces do? )
 
GreyShirt wonders if a Marching Koala Band would look anything like a bunch of Ewoks.
 
GreyShirt makes note that Mr. Zoid may have just admitted that he likes ST.
Admiral_Datazoid: Aah ... uh ... um ... err (Quick, Zoid. Think of something.)
GreyShirt . o O ( Hehehehe. Gotcha. )
 
Admiral_Datazoid doesn't need the visual of a Klingon in a bathtub.
Isalani: you already have one on memory data?
GreyShirt is now stuck with an image of Worf in bubble bath drinking prune juice.
GreyShirt shudders.
 
GreyShirt: That thingee Darth Maul had in the latest SW movie. I mean, one wrong flourish and you've taken yourself off at the knees.
 
heavenly_shadow_angel  left the room.
Brianna_ofthe_Highlands  left the room.
Sidhe_Sylvan_Druidess  left the room.
Vampyre_Shade  left the room.
FlyForever_Dragon  left the room.
mysticpiperofdawnsgate  left the room.
kri_ceilla_starchild: rgh.....mega mass boot
Admiral_Datazoid: Holy Fuck!!!
Admiral_Datazoid apologises.
 
Admiral_Datazoid . o O ( "Cut me some freaking slack" -- Last words before they banned novice bungee jumping. )







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