STARSCREAM_THE_CRUEL: When your question is greeted with silence there is normally a reason
STARSCREAM_THE_CRUEL: a) no one knows b) no one is listening or c) NO ONE FUCKING CARES

STARSCREAM_THE_CRUEL: then i got an invite from i hate transformers room to a room called eat shit and die
STARSCREAM_THE_CRUEL: so the invite actually said Starscream the Cruel you've been invited to eat shit and die

Admiral_Datazoid . o O ( Our conversation has a mind of it's own. It's a sentient being. It's ALIIIIIVE, I tell you, Aliiiive! Run for your lives! Run for the hills!!! (The hills are alive too, with the sound of music. That nixed that idea.) )

MagiciansGambit: Well sorry to leave people and other strange beings, but the world needs to be saved again.. and i got the short straw.. (I still think they rigged it) But anyway bye for now.

GreyShirt . o O ( Britney o'Nine? Assimilate me, baby, one more time? )

The_Goddess_Syrope 's computer is making wierd buzzing/wheezing sound...
starbug___: its horny Syr
starbug___: rub it..

spankpac: you cant run from me forever datazoid!
spankpac: sooner or later ill be in those classics!
spankpac: bwahahahahah

spankpac is evil but no longer twisted...found a great chiropracter

Tvaak: IF NONE OF YOU ARE INTERESTED THEN JUST SAY NO
Isalani: NO
perrin_aybara_t_bashere: NO!!!!
flyinkiltwithfishnetsandtenners: No!
PrussianBlueDay: NO
Admiral_Datazoid: NO
Morearti: NO
PrussianBlueDay: No NO and NO
Morearti: !ON
Admiral_Datazoid . o O ( That just about sums THAT up.)

Admiral_Datazoid: I am not addicted to the net. I can't even remember the last time I visited a website. I'm addicted to the people I know in chat. The people on my friends list. If I'm addicted to anything, that's what it is. (Surely it's not an unhealthy addiction.)
Morearti: steals prus'shandbag and gives it to Klar "here, from Prussia with love"

GreyShirt . o O ( Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over. )

flyinkiltwithfishnetsandtenners: thought you were here a bit ago cass
flyinkiltwithfishnetsandtenners: but you not yet flyinkiltwithfishnetsandtenners: oie...fly lost all concept of speech there..

rumpelstiltskin4: It's incredible to read all this high drama RP stuff interspersed with emaleth being tickled. It's like War and Peace done by the muppets.

warsailor: When i'm in a happy mood i gamble'smoke and drink. And when i'm in a sober mood i worry and i think. When my moods are over and my days have come to pass I hope i'm buried upside down so the world can kiss my arse

grimm_blackheart: vegemite is like yeast.....or something
grimm_blackheart: that has been passed through a drunkards intestines
grimm_blackheart: and spat out the other end

redfire_the_psycho . o O ( I see said the blind man as he pissed into the wind...it's all coming back to me now )

lord_chadda_darkmane 's eyes glow white hot, the heat emits from the pupiless balls of energy glowing within his skull and the waves seem to swirl around the wound
Admiral_Datazoid 's eyes become pupiless balls of energy after several hours of chatting.

sonofmog: dont argue isa, even when you win, you lose
sonofmog: its the estrogen trump card

Boba_tha_CrazyAss_Skater: the class who were in the lab before had been doing Fick's Law and we were doing about Sexual and Asexual Reproduction, so I asked if the title on the board was a spelling mistake

Battleliner grabs the remote, aims it at the cerebelum

Admiral_Datazoid: *** Unable to find database. Searching under furniture. Please try again.

MIXMASTER_THE_CONSTRUCTICON has changed avatars now for those without cchat
Admiral_Datazoid has no cchat. The ddhog ate it.
GreyShirt cchhuckles.

Admiral_Datazoid decides not to bother announcing his intention to ONE DAY learn to type.
GreyShirt . o O ( "J U space J U space J U G space" )
Admiral_Datazoid chuckles at Greyvis Beacon.
GreyShirt chuckles at "Greyvis Beacon", too.
Admiral Datazoid . o O ( Now that was a goooood pun. )
Admiral_Datazoid is bloody proud of that one!!!

gremlin_al_fayed_harrods_dude : Someone found me down a toilet...there I was, peeking up at them
datazoid is more worried about what was peeking down at gremlin.
gremlin_al_fayed_harrods_dude did not appreciate the peeking of the thing

Bougey impersonates Data
datazoid grins at Boug.
Kaworu_Nagisa_ impersonates Boug impersonating Data
datazoid laughs.
Bougey chuckles
Kaworu_Nagisa_ has a cow
datazoid impersonates Kaw impersonating Boug impersonating Data, and causes a paradox that damages the fabric of the space-time continuum.
Bougey will now impersonate Mako and Data, Boom boom chicka waa waa
Kaworu_Nagisa_ will now impersonate Boug attempting to impersonate Mako and Data, who is impersonating myself and Boug, making that do-hicky Fox talked about even worse

ElvenStar_DreamWeaver: Commandment 1: "Though shalt not administer beatings with shovels." Commandment 2: "Thou shalt ignore Commandment 1 and proceed to severely beat people with shovels."
datazoid Shift + Backslash.
datazoid Insert colon beforehand
datazoid Do not insert hand in colon
datazoid If so wash hand thornoughly
datazoid Or just discard hand completely

baron_von_richthofen_iv: I have a query
baron_von_richthofen_iv: do you think that, back in the olden days, there were herds of wild cows roaming the plains?
baron_von_richthofen_iv: have you ever seen a cow?
baron_von_richthofen_iv: how the F*** do they survive in the wild?
baron_von_richthofen_iv: they all get put in barns for the winter

zoidybabe: Seventh Day Adventists came doorknocking this morning. I opened the door, unaware that I had "Losing My Religion" by REM playing in the background. They didn't stay long.

sylph_of_mystery : here we have John Wayne toilet paper.....it's rough and tough and don't take no sh** off of nobody

GreyShirt would be highly amused if there was an alternate Grem meaning.....like "My buttocks are seriously wide and covered in craters."