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gremlin_the_big_scary_xenomorph bounces about on the ceiling
AllegedShadow turns on the ceiling fan 
gremlin_the_big_scary_xenomorph gets minced
AllegedShadow puts grem on the BBQ and sells burgers
AllegedShadow . o O ( Fried Gremlin Tomatoes. )
gremlin_the_big_scary_xenomorph : gremlin_the_big_scary_quarter_pounder
Omega_Starlight_ElementalKnight: America has given us so much... The Hydrogen Bomb ... The Stealth Bomber... we gave them John Lennon....and they shot him
Angelo_the_faithful_dog . o O ( C'mon..open the big thing..open it..open..I wanna see inside..c'mon..yeah..yeah...ooh..itch.. )
Angelo_the_faithful_dog scratches himself
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin makes Yahoo sponsor Coke, so you drink the coke, 'n taste it 5 days later
Grem_the_kick_ass_God: A decimal system by which the years from your birth are counted to the present day/ A procreation method involving the penis inserted into the vagina, and making lots of weird fluids/ The current place where you are
Jonny_The_Jenni_Loving_Punker kicks bug in the balls so hard he will have to piss out his nose
Jonny_The_Jenni_Loving_Punker 
the_bug_from_outer_space: Doesnt have balls on account of being irrevocably female
Jonny_The_Jenni_Loving_Punker: Oh
Jonny_The_Jenni_Loving_Punker: sorry
Jonny_The_Jenni_Loving_Punker puts a set of balls on bug
Jonny_The_Jenni_Loving_Punker kicks them
Jonny_The_Jenni_Loving_Punker takes them back
Jonny_The_Jenni_Loving_Punker 
StingZoid has been made up to look like an ageing British pop start with questionable musical talent
StingZoid . o O ( start? star )
Haris_lil_medic: British pop tart
StingZoid: o.O
StingZoid isn't a tart
Haris_lil_medic: Sure ya' aren't.
StingZoid . o O ( my skirts too short, my tights are run, and these new heels are killing me .... )
LordOfLaMancha: actuallly Sting is a rather talented individual. he can even do opera
Haris_lil_medic: Rockopera
StingZoid . o O ( Operock? )
Haris_lil_medic: Rocktart
StingZoid . o O ( Operocktart )
Haris_lil_medic: Medula Oprocktarta
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: GAAAAAAH!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! OW FUCKITY FUCK FUCK OW OW
Lord_Brian_Cameron_Stirling: hello to you too chris
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin just bit THROUGH his tongue RL
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin has blood kinda pouring all over his melon now
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin tries to find the bit of tongue that prolly fell off
The_Lemur_from_Leningrad still thinks Chris shoulda kept The_Yak_from_Yemen
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin found people unwilling to huggle a yak
Buscuit007: There was once a group of friars that wanted to raise money, so they decided to open a flower shop. They did so, and business was great. So great, in fact, that they were putting the local florist out of business. So one day he went over to the friars' shop and asked them to please change their business, as they were putting him out of his.
Buscuit007: They refused. The next day the local shop owner sent his wife over to the friars' to plead with them. Again they refused.
Buscuit007: The man sent several friends over, and time after time the answer was no.
Buscuit007: Finally the man hired a thug named Hugh. High went over and trashed the shop and beat up several of the friars. The next day they closed their business. Proving (are you ready for this?) that: Hugh, and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
The_Meerkat_from_Magnitogorsk: You can draw a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
StingZoid: Maybe lag is Yahoo's equivalent of constipation
Nighthawk_Ksheyna: lol when it could pass a dead turtle?
PrussianBlueDay: Had a awefull vision of trying to shit a turtle
StingZoid . o O ( It has to pass a dead turtle??? No wonder it's freakin constipated )
The_Meerkat_from_Magnitogorsk: This is good. I can't close the fucking Mac bar thingy...it's stuck
The_Meerkat_from_Magnitogorsk went looking for the Windows skin util, Window Blinds.. ended up almost purchasing a full set of venetians to go on his double glazed forward opener
The_Ana_from_Anaheim try CheetaChat - the best chat software for Yahoo - with text blends, custom avatars, and more, you won't be sorry! - http://www.cheetachat.com
Zoid_The_Emote_Nazi: Try YahooChat - the worst chat software for Yahoo - with lag, emotes and other useless shit, you won't be sorry! - www.whybother.com
Grem_The_Emote_Nazi: try Wanking - the only sexual act by Yourself. - With kleenex and a well thumbed copy of the lingerie section of Victoria Secret, you won't be popular!
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