@ a police van turning up at Sting's house, with Trudie saying "Oh, is it a re-union?"


Audio in MIDI format

Various original musical..composition..things. If you can even call them that. Plus a guest appearance by Ben Folds Five and Michael Bluejay.



Track 01: The Wrath Of UberBob - My first composition using a vocal synthesiser. Turned out slightly alright. Riff stolen from..somewhere I don't care to admit.

Track 02: My Dog Plays Piano - Something I wish I'd never written. There's a better (HAH) version of this on it's way. This belongs on the b-side of something that'll never be released. Ever. Uh, My Dog Plays Piano appears to have vanished. Either someone accidentally deleted it, or I came to my senses one day and removed it amidst a random clearing-out of the audio directory. If anyone still has it handy, I'd appreciate an e-mail about it. Thanks.

Track 03: Mallard - Something I really really wish I'd never put into recording. Lyrics (such as they are) kindly donated by Hog.

Track 04: Anna - This was written for Anna (pheemayle02), on the behest that I compose something for her. It's crap, but hey. Introductory speech as follows:
Aah, I, I, I don't know where this is going to go. I've kinda cheesied the lyrics up a bit because it's kinda..not totally bad, and as great as Miek's lyrics were, they're kind of..eeeh..derogatory. So..ah..yeah. I dunno. It either works or it doesn't. The lyrics are shit. 'cause all lyrics I write are...shit. And just sing the song, Russ.."

Track 05: Pong - Trip back to the '80s with this uninspiring tripe.







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