Noises.

I'm not a musician. I don't claim to be a musician. I occasionally try my hand at scooting my fingers across a keyboard, but the result is usually something very unpleasant, and doesn't earn me much respect with the professional music community.

Regardless of this, I've put together a few tracks, and here they are, in all their digital glory. You can only play these if you have Adobe's Flash thingy installed. If you're on an iPhone, then, aw, shit. Sorry. I've got one too. Don't think I singled you out.

The player.

About the tracks.

Here's some bonus information about the above tracks, because I know you wanted to know.

The Wrath of Uberbob
I don't know who Uberbob is, but he's clearly a very important man. This was an experiment with a sing-your-song-in-a-cheesy-digital-voice program, some time around 2002.

Originally for a Girl
This was originally written for a girl. (Bet you didn't see that coming.) Since then, it's been re-written a few dozen times for various other reasons, none of which satisfied me, so here it is, stripped of any subject matter whatsoever.

F
Look out, it's got guitar. I'm not a guitarist, by the by. Also includes a brief whale song solo, and some flimsy piano. Here's a remix by fraxyl. It's quite awesome.

Band in a Falling Elevator
This has a bit of influence from On The Sunday of Life by Porcupine Tree, which, ordinarily, would be a good thing. In this case, perhaps not.

Twenty One Eleven
A lengthy ballad with a reasonably listenable piano solo. (Yet more fucking solo!)