I figured I'd do the internet a service, and answer some of the ridiculous things people have been searching for when they've landed on colonpipe.com. Maybe I'll enlighten someone to some damn thing:
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A - It tastes like spectacularly artificial chocolate. It's also got ingredients in it that could give you goitres. (Or make them worse if you have them already.) Red V is no longer made, but it was berry flavoured and I believe it contained actual fruit (or berry) juice.
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A - Dunno. Can you taste music? See sounds? Fart chipotle?
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A - Not yet. Patience, grasshopper.