Um, hi.

Hello, random internet passer-by. Welcome to colonpipe.com, the website with an alarmingly offensive sounding name derived from the punctuation marks that constitute an emoticon.

If you're looking for my half-assed attempts at building movie props, you'll find them under the builds link.

My latest project is IDU: I Don't Understand on YouTube, a series of videos about things.

Some of the latest things:

You'll find more things on the blog. That's where the things are. I keep my things in the blog.

And these are some of the things I've built:

Sometimes I build things. Sometimes I even remember to take photos of those things.