Um, hi.

Hello, random internet passer-by. Welcome to, the website with an alarmingly offensive sounding name derived from the punctuation marks that constitute an emoticon.

If you're looking for my half-assed attempts at building movie props, you'll find them under the builds link. Maps of the Sydney train network with all of the extinct stations in-tact and wholly fictional action figures of famous scientists, then you might be in the right place. If you're looking for last week's football scores (is football weekly? Is it still called football? What is a football, anyway?) or anything to do with being a real human being, you've probably taken a wrong turn. 

Some of the latest things:

You'll find more things on the blog. That's where the things are. I keep my things in the blog.

And these are some of the things I've built:

Sometimes I build things. Sometimes I even remember to take photos of those things.